Hey, Nancy, you shouldn't eat so much grease before bed, it gives you strange dreams. Did you hear any scary screams? I hope none of the other triplets saw that you were on a 69er. You might lose your sponsorship if word gets out.
I lost my sponsorship Wednesday night when I showed up with little wheels and gears. The only screaming I heard was the wind, cuz I ride so fast and have such mad skillz.
Although you do speak the real, serious truth at times. From a previous email: "a bunch of friends got together, regrouped at junctures of the ride, talked as they were riding, and probably had a beer or twelve together after the ride"
Hey, Nancy, you shouldn't eat so much grease before bed, it gives you strange dreams. Did you hear any scary screams? I hope none of the other triplets saw that you were on a 69er. You might lose your sponsorship if word gets out.
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I lost my sponsorship Wednesday night when I showed up with little wheels and gears. The only screaming I heard was the wind, cuz I ride so fast and have such mad skillz.
ReplyDeleteYou have waaayyy too much time on your hands! Doesn't woManitowac have anything for you to do?
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Although you do speak the real, serious truth at times. From a previous email: "a bunch of friends got together, regrouped at junctures of the ride, talked as they were riding, and probably had a beer or twelve together after the ride"
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Don't you wish someone else read your posts besides me? and what am I, nuts for wasting my time?
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OH NO... HE'S DISCOVERED THE BLOG, AFTER ALL THIS TIME, AND HE'S HAD A FEW...
ReplyDeleteMW been drinking all day methinks!
ReplyDeleteJust trying to get in the proper mental state to appreciate your prose?
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Uh, that's bacon. I'm sure you were riding on a giant sausage in your dream!
ReplyDeleteDid you see the thread titled "Mythbustin" on MTBR? Lots of bacon!
ReplyDeleteyou're missing one thing, mooch...the river of beer running through it. it would be the trifecta of all that is right and good. bikes, bacon and beer.
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