Could it be??.... Artist: Crash Test Dummies Lyrics: Mary Moon
I've got a New Age girl (tell us what she's like) Environmentalist girl (does she ride a bike) She has a crystal necklace (does she spend a lot of cash) Though her vibes are rather reckless (she's heading for a crash)
Oh her flowing skirt is blowing in a transcendental wind And she wonders without knowing where did we begin
Mary Moon, she's a vegetarian Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon Mary Moon will outlive all the septaugenarians (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon) Oh she loves me so, she hates to be alone She don't eat meat but she sure like the bone
You know, she drives wind car (how does she like it) It doesn't get her far (why she doesn't bike it) But it gets her to where she's going I don't know, I don't know where that is I wish I knew I don't know where she's going and I don't know where she's been All I know that lovin' her has got to be a sin
Mary Moon, she's a vegetarian (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon) Mary Moo will outlive all the septaugenarians (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon) Oh she loves me so, she hates to be alone She don't eat meat but she sure like the bone
Mary Moon, will you hesitate Don't segregate your thoughts from your emotions (Mary Moon) I know devotion isn't way up high
Mary Moon, she's a vegetarian (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon) Mary Moon will outlive all the septaugenarians (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon) Mary Moon, she's an intellectual (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon) Mary Moon despite that fact remains quite sexual (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon) Oh, Mary Moon (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon) Mary Moon (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
She's the one for me, me oh (Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
We collaborated on MARY MOON. We will not divulge how we came to this seemingly obscure name.
ReplyDeleteYou figure it out.
Yes, clown and mooch vote for MARY MOON.
ReplyDeleteThere's no voting on a nickname.
ReplyDeleteIt's done. MARY MOON it is.
I thought that was to be Mooch's next name?
ReplyDeleteMary Moon? I like it!
Mary Moon it is. That sounds much nicer than Ass Clown...and requires less explanation.
ReplyDeleteSo will the world ever know how this name came about?
ReplyDeleteCould it be??....
ReplyDeleteArtist: Crash Test Dummies
Lyrics: Mary Moon
I've got a New Age girl (tell us what she's like)
Environmentalist girl (does she ride a bike)
She has a crystal necklace (does she spend a lot of cash)
Though her vibes are rather reckless (she's heading for a crash)
Oh her flowing skirt is blowing in a transcendental wind
And she wonders without knowing where did we begin
Mary Moon, she's a vegetarian
Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon
Mary Moon will outlive all the septaugenarians
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Oh she loves me so, she hates to be alone
She don't eat meat but she sure like the bone
You know, she drives wind car (how does she like it)
It doesn't get her far (why she doesn't bike it)
But it gets her to where she's going
I don't know, I don't know where that is
I wish I knew
I don't know where she's going and I don't know where she's been
All I know that lovin' her has got to be a sin
Mary Moon, she's a vegetarian
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moo will outlive all the septaugenarians
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Oh she loves me so, she hates to be alone
She don't eat meat but she sure like the bone
Mary Moon, will you hesitate
Don't segregate your thoughts from your emotions
(Mary Moon)
I know devotion isn't way up high
Mary Moon, she's a vegetarian
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon will outlive all the septaugenarians
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon, she's an intellectual
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon despite that fact remains quite sexual
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Oh, Mary Moon (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
She's the one for me, me oh (Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
As soon as we determine the optimum volume of ale vs. stout to consume pre- and post-ride we will try to craft an explanation for the nickname.
ReplyDelete...and the wiser weiser is very wise. Now back to the ale vs. stout calculations...
ReplyDeleteLet's go heavier on the ale side of things. After all....beer IS vegetarian ;-)
ReplyDeletelooks and a brain...i really scored!
ReplyDeleteMy sources say;
ReplyDeleteartist... Deadeye Dick
song title...New Age Girl
You nailed the lyrics.
I have the song in my music library if you'd like me to email it to you.
All I know is that TWW has too much time on her hands.....I guess I am just used to the simple jabs and little word posts from Buc, Clown and Mooo.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Jody! apparently i don't have enough time on my hands to double check something i just grabbed off google. i feel "Dumb and Dumber"...
ReplyDeleteYes, i would like a copy of the song and also the soundtrack if you have it!
My vote is more ale, less stout!