RIDE REPORT/OTHERWISE KNOWN AS ANOTHER BIG ADVENTURE WITH CRASHED AND HIS PINK LINES
Another ride for the books.... those of you who have ridden with Crashed as 'Leader' will be able to use your imaginations.... I may need a blood transfusion after 'bushwackin' thru the endless briars, as we followed the 'pink' lines on his GPS.
You of all people should know that a little adventure may come your way when I plan any activity. At least we weren't threatened with arrest and massive fines this time.
I'm no complainer and appreciate the efforts of those who step up to lead rides for sure but if I attend another ride like the one we did today I may need to buy new shoes!
More known trails, less pink lines on the gps please.
GEEEEE WIZZZZZ Crash; I might make the ride this Sunday but I'll be gone again the next. Crash I WANT YOU TO BRING ALL YOUR ELECTRONIC DEVICES TO THE RIDE. I'm going to take them away from you. Then you will learn to get around the old fashioned way. memorize the trails with your noodle. (Thats the thing on your shoulders.)
You of all people should know that a little adventure may come your way when I plan any activity. At least we weren't threatened with arrest and massive fines this time.
ReplyDeleteI'm no complainer and appreciate the efforts of those who step up to lead rides for sure but if I attend another ride like the one we did today I may need to buy new shoes!
ReplyDeleteMore known trails, less pink lines on the gps please.
I'm buying a pair of kevlar leg covers and a machete!
ReplyDeleteNO BLOOD, NO MUD, NO FUN!!!
ReplyDeleteGEEEEE WIZZZZZ Crash;
ReplyDeleteI might make the ride this Sunday but I'll be gone again the next. Crash I WANT YOU TO BRING ALL YOUR ELECTRONIC DEVICES TO THE RIDE. I'm going to take them away from you. Then you will learn to get around the old fashioned way. memorize the trails with your noodle. (Thats the thing on your shoulders.)