In honor of paying my annual club dues on time without having to mooch cash from unsuspecting acquaintances, I've decided to get married.
Closest locale is in Charlotte, NC. I googled it. Google knows everything.
Anyone wanna join for my matrimonial roadtrip? There's good riding in them thar parts.
long live the bacon slaves!
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