Monday, February 25, 2013

Annual Meeting This Sunday



The Annual Meeting is this Sunday March 3rd.
The meeting is for members only. (significant others welcome)
There will be a ride at 9am. The meeting will be after the ride. (12 ish)

If you are a paid member for 2012 or 2013 and you did not receive an email regarding the Annual Meeting let me know and I'll fwd the invite.


ridemichaux @ gmail . com

31 comments:

Stubie said...

what are the topics of the meeting?
we should talk about a new jerseys

COMET said...

Stubie,You MUST submit a new jersey design to be admitted to the meeting.

mooch said...

After (not) speaking with all club officers past and present, I, Mooch J. Pudwakr, being of (not) sound mind and body, hereby propose the following topics of non-discussion for the aforementioned annual Mountain Bikers of Michaux club meeting, to take place on the 3rd day of March, in the year of our lord, 2013.

1. Club financial sponsorship of the proposed llama petting zoo for the emotionally-impaired midget minority of Franklin County, PA.

2. Vigorous discussion on the merits of a phallic club mascot, hereby named 'Big Monday' to be displayed and paraded around all races and organized mountain bike events from this day forward.

3. Monkeys. And how funny it is when they fling poo.

4. Proposal of the development of a sassy, mid-riff bearing version of the club jersey. Must be race fit and must have long sleeves and nipple holes.

5. The color 'black'. Or it's absolute absence of color. Black is the new dark grey.

6. Development of a task force to fight the unconstitutional requirement that participants on club rides must wear a helmet. This is 'Murica, dammit.

6. Propose the financial expenditure of $1500 for puffy unicorn stickers. These should be used for club membership drives, making your bike pretty, and entrance into the bucsexy museum of gayness.

7. Socks. Yeah, socks. And happy meals.

8. Bucsexy for President. Giggity, Giggity.

H said...

1:04PM post time! What time did you start drinking this morning?

Luckie said...

Does anyone have a shock pump they could bring before the ride?

brett said...

We have one at the house--the ride start. No problem!

zero said...

does anyone have a keg of beer they could bring before the ride?

brett said...

did mooch change his name?

bucsexy said...

I'd love some puffy unicorn stickers for my bike! I wish I still had that pretty powder blue Fisher to put the stickers on. Looks like Mooch is going high class with the llamas. I remember when he was so into sheep.

COMET said...

it's because llamas spit. that makes them classier than sheep.

Chief said...

thats funny. I was wondering why he switched. does Bucsexy spit too????

bucsexy said...

C'mon Chief. You know the answer to that!

mooch said...

Yowza! Now we're cooking with gas. Glad to see this blog still has a little life left in it!

Llamas with hats are classy. Even classier than bucsexy.

bucsexy said...

Now picture the llama with a top hat AND a monocle. That should be on our next jersey design!

H said...

Does that mean we have to change the club name to Mounting Llamas in Michaux???

mooch said...

I think Making Jerseys in Michaux might work.

Gobin said...

And this is the club that represents mtbing in Michaux . You guys should do better , really...

Anonymous said...

Yes, we should do better.... than llamas!

brett said...

Gobin--you're right. we should be serious as IMBA. we're actually selling jerseys in order to buy a bulldozer.

mooch said...

And that dozer will be donated to IMBA. Seriously. 'Cause we're serious. All the time. This is our job. It's serious business.

zero said...

why so serious?

brett said...

i'm batman.

Anonymous said...

A dingo and a single track machine would be a better choice....seriously

brett said...

what do we need an australian wild dog for? that's even a little extreme for bucsexy's predilections.

zero said...

flying monkeys

nothing says "serious" more than flying monkeys.
but with no poo flinging.

Anonymous said...

and this is why I love MBM

Bighole said...

About these mid-riff jerseys... I've never owned a nipple exposing jersey, but am very interested. Is there a standard nipple hole diameter? Because i'm sporting some real pepperoni's and if the edge of my nipple isn't visible I'm concerned it just won't look right...

mooch said...

Custom cut nipple holes are only $10 more for the pair. Custom nipple diameter must be requested at time of order otherwise no refund, no guarantee.

Rickskaw said...

Not to get off topic, but where is Sundays ride?
Rick

bucsexy said...

What if you have 3 nipples? I'm asking for a friend...

COMET said...

I'm glad you think of me as a friend!