Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Name needed

Sandie works hard for the money at the Snotcycle race!

So now she needs a better screen name than "Sandie". Let's help her out. Who has some ideas? I'm sure Mooch and Clown can come up with something.

14 comments:

clownbike said...

We collaborated on MARY MOON. We will not divulge how we came to this seemingly obscure name.
You figure it out.

Mooch said...

Yes, clown and mooch vote for MARY MOON.

clownbike said...

There's no voting on a nickname.
It's done. MARY MOON it is.

bucsexy said...

I thought that was to be Mooch's next name?

Mary Moon? I like it!

Mary Moon said...

Mary Moon it is. That sounds much nicer than Ass Clown...and requires less explanation.

dirtygirlmagnet said...

So will the world ever know how this name came about?

The Wiser Weiser said...

Could it be??....
Artist: Crash Test Dummies
Lyrics: Mary Moon

I've got a New Age girl (tell us what she's like)
Environmentalist girl (does she ride a bike)
She has a crystal necklace (does she spend a lot of cash)
Though her vibes are rather reckless (she's heading for a crash)

Oh her flowing skirt is blowing in a transcendental wind
And she wonders without knowing where did we begin

Mary Moon, she's a vegetarian
Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon
Mary Moon will outlive all the septaugenarians
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Oh she loves me so, she hates to be alone
She don't eat meat but she sure like the bone

You know, she drives wind car (how does she like it)
It doesn't get her far (why she doesn't bike it)
But it gets her to where she's going
I don't know, I don't know where that is
I wish I knew
I don't know where she's going and I don't know where she's been
All I know that lovin' her has got to be a sin

Mary Moon, she's a vegetarian
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moo will outlive all the septaugenarians
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Oh she loves me so, she hates to be alone
She don't eat meat but she sure like the bone

Mary Moon, will you hesitate
Don't segregate your thoughts from your emotions
(Mary Moon)
I know devotion isn't way up high

Mary Moon, she's a vegetarian
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon will outlive all the septaugenarians
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon, she's an intellectual
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon despite that fact remains quite sexual
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)

Mary Moon (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Oh, Mary Moon (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)

She's the one for me, me oh (Mary Moon, Mary Moon)

Mooch said...

As soon as we determine the optimum volume of ale vs. stout to consume pre- and post-ride we will try to craft an explanation for the nickname.

Mooch said...

...and the wiser weiser is very wise. Now back to the ale vs. stout calculations...

Mary Moon said...

Let's go heavier on the ale side of things. After all....beer IS vegetarian ;-)

brett said...

looks and a brain...i really scored!

clownbike said...

My sources say;
artist... Deadeye Dick
song title...New Age Girl
You nailed the lyrics.

I have the song in my music library if you'd like me to email it to you.

T said...

All I know is that TWW has too much time on her hands.....I guess I am just used to the simple jabs and little word posts from Buc, Clown and Mooo.

The Wiser Weiser said...

Thanks, Jody! apparently i don't have enough time on my hands to double check something i just grabbed off google. i feel "Dumb and Dumber"...

Yes, i would like a copy of the song and also the soundtrack if you have it!

My vote is more ale, less stout!