The psychic weather forecasters predictThursday: Mostly cloudy. A wintry mix developing later in the day. High: 38. Low 28That will be a joy to ride in!! Man cards might be required.
Actually, that sounds like 'tard card' weather and I don't have one of those. We shall see what the day truly brings...
Yes Mooch we know you do not have one tard card you have a couple hundred. It is not really something to brag about.
The bylaws clearly state you must have attended at least 3 group rides of the current year to even qualify for any said card....sorry Nevada, not yet my friend
I think that should qualify me for the slacker card!
Weather is gonna be fine Utah. Lose the skirt.
Paging Bravo, Utah - Jody and I swung back through the lot after an early loop to pick up riders at about 5 minutes to 5 and you were already gone. You must have been feeling like superior riders tonight and didn't want to wait for tards with one gear!
Slacker #1 and Slacker #2 your time pieces must be lacking precision. We left the parking lot at exactly 4:55 figuring yuins could not hack the dark and cold and thus you left early so you could get back early.
We figured you were going to show up Utah, so we wanted to get in an early loop first. We get cold waiting while you struggle through the woods with your inferior skills. j/k
Listen... If it was not for us inferior riders you and your like (insert Jody's name here) would not have this overwhelming feeling of superiority! Yours Truly,Billy Nebraska
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