"For I hail Draco, king of dragon men."
Good morning fellow single speeders, Sunday service is now in session. Reverend Mooch presiding.
It is not the number of worshippers in our church that matters, it is the quality of the single track upon which we roll that defines our character.
For it is here, amongst the pines and atop the protruding hoarfrost that we seek solace from the daily grind and find the true meaning of happiness.
It is upon these mountaintops that we proclaim our freedom and shout upon high, 'For I hail Draco, KING of dragon men!"
As we close our service for the day - one last ritual upon which we partake. Now go forth, and share the good word brothers and sisters.