Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Thor's Hammer??

Legend has it that one rainy evening the fictitious Johnny Utah was riding in the great forest. Johnny came to the sad realization that his conditioning was not up to par. It was at this sad moment of realization that he finds the Legendary Sledge Hammer with a W on it leaning against a tree. As the rain falls he wonders if it was Thor's Hammer? Johnny proceeds to wield the mighty weapon in one hand as he rides hoping the powerful Hammer would help him get home. Alas, he was never heard from again. And somewhere out there is a Hammer with a W on it. Maybe someday you too will find it.

8 comments:

I Ride Bitching. said...

That's a nice sledge hammer. Not a cool red like mine, but, none the less, a nice hammer.

Howard said...

Brett Weiser is indeed a powerful man, but a Norse God??? I don`t think so. You should give it back, man!

camps said...

....and Johnny Utah has only a sore forearm to show for his effort.

but one question, is he still surfing?

Bird Man said...

Imagine Johnny's disgust when he realizes he has mistaken the M for a W and the realization sets in that he had Mooch's tool in his hands.

Slowride said...

Wow, in four posts it went from "The elusive Johnny Utah wielding the powers of Thor" to "Some loser holding Mooch's tool."

brett said...

Man, I wanted to bring down the thunder last night and realized I had no hammer with which to do it. I'd say bring it to the next trail day, but you won't be there! If you have the chance, pass it off to someone that will make it, or bring it next week if you can make an evening trail sesh. Thanks for hauling it out of the woods!

bucsexy said...

Utah has had Mooch's tool in his hands many times.

Nevada said...

Points for Birdman and Slow. That's a good one. No points for Chuckles who parroted the same joke. Plus Chuckles is rather unlikeable.

Brett - I will email you to coordinate getting it back. Hefty fee attached!