Thursday, April 01, 2010

Gov. Rendell Outlaws Mountain Bikes in PA.

Large deposits of gold discovered in the Michaux State Forest. State politicians seeking to remove the precious metal via large strip mines have been met with resistance from local mountain bike organizations. In an appearant land grab Gov. Ed Rendell has proposed a bill which would outlaw mountain bikes and make the entire forest available for private sale to strip mining operations and tract home developers.
In the bill, anyone caught riding or owning a mountain bike in PA would be subject to severe penalties which could include trail maintenance!

10 comments:

Slowride said...

This is a joke.

bucsexy said...

That's actually a trail of dried spinal fluid dropped when Sammy South Carolina rode out of the woods.

brett said...

They'll kick us out when they pry our cold, dead hands from around our mtn bikes!

You could've added, "In a move taken from the PGC playbook, Rendell outlawed mtn biking..."

Anonymous said...

I was actually believing this and was still going to go... trail maintenance? Bring it on...

Anonymous said...

I would rather work the strip mine than do trail maintenance! Have you see the type of "people" who do that stuff.

They are probably the same creatures who built the trails and live in the woods.

Scary stuff.

dah said...

It should be outlawed! People are hurting their backs, making their legs sore, getting way too much oxygen....

Anonymous said...

Trail maintenance.. cruel and unusual. Even Eddy is not that bad, maybe cleaning a turn pike restroom on a holiday weekend yes, but not trail maintenance. Give us something more believable you fools

Nevada said...

Well this new law has just made me safer. I no longer have to learn to stop.

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Travis said...

Gollyjeewillakers Mouse,...
Your making quite a name for yourself,......no pun intended.